Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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