why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
We have so much sex to catch up on
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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