idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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