doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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