WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
It was a blind-side dick pic.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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