We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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