I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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