Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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