five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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