We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
