my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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