BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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