i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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