school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My balls are so social today.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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