i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
