....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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