Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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