Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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