the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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