normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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