Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
we're making bets on your personal life
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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