can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
honey bunches of taint.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Randomize
