it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I forgot how hot balto sounded
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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