Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
