her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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