plz talk dirty to me
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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