dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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