She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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