Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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