kristin has been a bad kristin
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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