I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
