so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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