But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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