big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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