Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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