if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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