i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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