Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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