so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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