your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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