i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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