...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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