Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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