He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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