you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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