I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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