White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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