I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
it was like eating out sand paper
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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