OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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