At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
