Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
dude. I can hear the air.
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