She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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