it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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