I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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